Chad: What are you going to wear tonight?
Me: I don't know. I'm SO fat. Like, for real. Look at this. (I step on scale) I don't feel that fat. Look at me, I'm fat. This jello has some jiggle again. (I get in shower)
Chad: Argh.
Me: What? I can't hear you.
Chad: Argh.
Me: What? (I open shower door to hear him better)
Chad: Argh.
Me: Spell it.
Chad: A-R-G-H
Me: Arth?
Chad: A-R-G-H, Argh.
Me: Use it in a sentence.
Chad: Argggggggh.
Me: Argggg. Like a pirate? Argggg, me matey?
Chad: No, Argh, I'm so fat, Argh.
Me: Got it.
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